Oddments
Fake Loading Bar
A completely useless progress bar you can put on screen to look busy.
Look busy on purpose
Pick a label, duration and flavor. The bar is fake, but the suspense is real enough.
Progress theater
Fake loading display
Start the bar to generate a convincing status.
Perfectly pointless
This does not track real work. It only creates a local text display you can leave on screen or copy elsewhere.